I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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