It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize