I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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