office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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