Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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