what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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