capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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