i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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