I'm really into asian looking animals
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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