i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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