I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
