why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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