I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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