And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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