So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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