thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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