That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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