Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
