Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i drank out of a bidet.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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