It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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