Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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