Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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