Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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