i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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