If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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