i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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