I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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