Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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