so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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