Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
this beer tastes like vomit already
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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