About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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