DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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