am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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