Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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