Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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