You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The Olympian is in my bed
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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