Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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