I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
