just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
there is glitter all over my balls
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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