Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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