I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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