Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's blow job season.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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