It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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