we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The uberlube is also flammable
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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