She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i jhust puked up my retainher.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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