Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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