Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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