so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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