I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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