At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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