it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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